Vehicular Beautification Adhesives
also known as
Bumper Stickers

" U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? ..... A little Recoil"

Providing Enemies Of America
An Opportunity To Die
For Their Country Since 1775"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden.
It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- USN Gun Fire Support"

Do draft dodgers have reunions?
If so, what do they talk about?

"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"

"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"

"Nuke 'em til they glow. Shoot 'em in the dark."

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, 
WAR has Never Solved Anything.*

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